they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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