I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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