I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
