yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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