Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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