420 ftw
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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