Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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