But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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