My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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