My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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