no. you can't hotbox the world.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
