Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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