No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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