I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
we should paint friendship bongs
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