May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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