I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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