Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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