I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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