i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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