Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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