I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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