Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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