never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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