you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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