My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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