sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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