At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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Have you been drinking my beer?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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