i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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