Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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