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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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• (914): View more from New York

  i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition

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• (210): View more from Texas

  This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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• (408): View more from California

  Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  "he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "

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