Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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