Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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