So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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