So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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