ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Randomize
