If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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