Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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