a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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