I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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