At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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