We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just invented taco cereal.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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