2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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