She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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