so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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