I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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