Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i barfeds in our rink
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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