Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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