Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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