Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
