At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can't put those talents on a resume
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
