I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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