he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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