She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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