I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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