I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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