Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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