He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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