JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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