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Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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